WARNING! More rioting!! There’s been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky, hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight in Maryland with a Ginger Nut as an accomplice only known to the police as Rich T. They didn’t leave a crumb of evidence, so the Jammie Dodger might get away with it!

with thanks to Heidi