Slightly rude… you’ve been warned… 1 inch – Are you taking the f***ing piss? 2 inch – I can’t even hold it properly. 3 inch – Never been so unsatisfied in my life. 4 inch – I’ve had bigger. 5 inch – Good, but not enough! 6 inch – About right. 8 inch – F***ing perfect. 10 inch – It’s hurting my insides. 12 inch – I’m absolutely f***ing destroyed. Domino pizzas eh! with thanks to Spencer…. Continue reading watch out for the inches…