Slightly rude… you’ve been warned…

1 inch – Are you taking the f***ing piss?
2 inch – I can’t even hold it properly.
3 inch – Never been so unsatisfied in my life.
4 inch – I’ve had bigger.
5 inch – Good, but not enough!
6 inch – About right.
8 inch – F***ing perfect.
10 inch – It’s hurting my insides.
12 inch – I’m absolutely f***ing destroyed.

Domino pizzas eh!

with thanks to Spencer….