Have a look at the version of the Traditional Unionist Voice response to the draft Programme on Cohesion, Strategy and Integration below and see what phrases you can find in this.

Some that have already been suggested include:

• Orange objects parades
• TUV parades within strongly sexual
• Unionist culture Ireland Irish people links genuinely

Please find more, and add them to the comments. Maybe there will be a prize for the one judged the best by our friend in Livingston.